I Don’t Believe You

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LenDale White’s uncle Herman says that the big tubby running back has decided he needs to get in shape and lose weight.

What?! A professional athlete working out in the off season? This is crazy talk. What other silly schemes have you worked out, Uncle Herman? Why, if an athlete as talented as White actually got his fat ass in shape he could become one of the better running backs… On his team. The Tennessean reports:

“Last week he weighed in at 236 pounds, down about 4 pounds from his weight at the end of the season, Herman White said. His nephew plans to be around 230 pounds next month when he reports to Baptist Sports Park for the team’s offseason conditioning program, he said.”

Wait… What? Four pounds? You did a story on that big fat fuck losing just four pounds? What, did he take a shit? I bet after he’s been to the sizzler his dueces weigh five pounds easily. That means he must have been eating waffles on the toilet.

Sorry Uncle Herman, but your prowess as an athletic trainer isn’t exactly going to skyrocket for getting that big tub of shit to drop 8 to 10 pounds over the off season.

Tags: fat, football, LenDale White, NFL, Tennessee Titans

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