You Wacky Wildcats

It took 3 hours to shoot this, Cole's cell kept going off

The rivalry between Kansas State and Kansas University has never seemed all that severe to an outsider, but those involved in the Sunflower Showdown (worst rivalry name ever) take it pretty damn serious.  Last season, Wildcat fans thought they had something special with Michael Beasley and started talking trash to the Jayhawks.  They even discovered Brandon Rush’s cell phone number and posted it numerous places on the Internet.  Prank calls ensued but in the end, Rush and KU won a national title. 

This season, a new tactic has been formulated by the diabolical Power-Cats.  They discovered Cole Aldrich’s cell phone number and posted it numerous places on the Internet.  If that doesn’t sound very different to you, it’s because it isn’t. 

K-State fans get a 1 in the creativity department, but high marks for their ability to find out the cell phone numbers of marquee college basketball players.  I suspect they recruit their best and brightest hottest and horniest coeds to infiltrate the Lawrence campus and finagle those numbers from unsuspecting Jayhawks.  Either that or an elaborate heist on Pizza Hut’s call center. 

Regardless of the method, whoever is discovering these numbers has a real future in the business.  That would be the business of discovering famous people’s phone numbers.  They could work for any media outlet in the world.  You think some people might be clamoring for Alex Rodriguez’s number right now?  Hell, the ingenious K-Stater could probably get hired by Madonna. 

If they are willing to work as an unpaid intern, Bootlegger Sports has a position open for them, which is rare because our internship program is also reserved for the hottest and horniest coeds.  We don’t waste time interviewing athletes, but I could use the numbers of the models featured in the SI Swimsuit issue.  It’s for a story, honest.

EDITOR’S NOTE: You can listen to “Cole Aldrich’s” response to the prank calls he’s been getting here.  Some say it is Cole, some say it isn’t, all I know is it sounds like some idiot impersonating a tall guy.  So yes?

Tags: basketball, Big 12, Brandon Rush, Cole Aldrich, Kansas, Kansas State, Michael Beasley, NCAA

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