Who Did What Now?
As far as I know, Gerald Sensabaugh is... on the left?
I hope you’re sitting down while you’re reading this because I have the sad duty of breaking news that will rock the sports world to its core. Jacksonville Jaguars’ safety Gerald Sensabaugh was arrested in Tennessee for driving with a suspended license. The Gerald Sensabaugh… millions of kids looked up to him and he’s let an entire nation down. Thankfully, the arresting officer allowed Sensabaugh to finish getting his hair cut. Otherwise, his image could have been irreprably damaged.
Sensabaugh, of course, starred at some college before taking his talents to the NFL. He’s best known, now, for wearing a Jaguars uniform, probably, and even occasionally making a tackle. His achievements on the field have afforded him numerous luxuries including a Bentley. All of that is now in jeopardy, however, after his foolish and immature decisions.
No corprate sponsors have come out in support of Sensabaugh, nor have they announced they’re cutting ties with the athlete. No doubt official word will come soon.
In the meantime, Sensabaugh has conducted himself with an impressive amount of composure and class. His complete lack of ego and accessibility would lead most to believe that he’s an unaccomplished nobody, rather than the well-known superstar that he is.
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