Quincy Carter Still Living The Life

Quincy now celebrates scoring weed this way

Former NFL QB Quincy Carter made headlines again on Friday when he was pulled and arrested for drunken driving and marijuana possession.  See, I always said this guy had all the makings of an NFL player. 

In some stellar reporting by the Fort Worth Star-Telegram, we learn that this is “at least” his third time being charged with marijuana possession.  The paper also claims the Cowboys have made the playoffs “at least” 3 times and if you order now, we can grow your penis “at least” 3 inches. 

Carter is already 31 but is struggling to stay in football.  He played in the now defunct Arena League last year and his involvment means he is ineligible to play in AF2 this season.  You read that correctly.  Players that participated in a league that doesn’t currently exist can’t play in the only other similar league because it’s a lower level.  That would be like MLB telling Manny Ramirez he can’t play for the Giants because he played in the playoffs last year.

Carter is expected to continue to waste his God-given talents and has already reached out to others that share his predicament.  He, Pacman Jones and Amy Winehouse will soon be forming the most deadly alliance the world has ever known.

Tags: Arena Football, NFL, Pacman Jones, Quincy Carter

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