The Nets Want You To Know They’re Not Gay
Well, this caption writes itself
The New Jersey Nets were in Oakland Tuesday, taking on the Golden State Warriors. After a morning shoot-around, they filed onto the bus, but quickly unloaded. What could have made an NBA team flee a chartered bus so quickly? Fire? Serial killer? Mouse? Nope, just your normal, everyday, naked woman on a bench.
According to reports, the woman was not all that attractive, but not one player dared remain on the bus for fear they would be referred to as ‘the gay one’. This may have been amplified by the team’s close proximity to San Francisco. In fact, considering the typical NBA player’s lack of geographical knowledge, many most likely believed they were in San Francisco.
Considering the caliber of tail NBA players pull, I’m surprised a run of the mill naked woman would excite them this much. But I guess it’s true what they say, “The NBA… where ogling boobies happens.”
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