Bernie Williams is Tearin’ Da Club Up

Moments later, Bernie hit the woman with the guitar

Former Yankee outfielder, Bernie Williams, has hauled his 60-year-old, jazz playing ass out of retirement to join the Puerto Rican team in the World Baseball Classic.  Williams is little more than a mascot, but that doesn’t stop him from attending the after parties.  Reportedly, when he isn’t pestering the DJ to play some Coltrane, he’s beating up women who want to take his picture. 

I’ll be honest with you.  This story was much more interesting when I thought Bernie hit a woman witha club, not at a club.  Still, it’s noteworthy that Williams is still so dedicated to MLB.  You see, this woman was attempting to use his image without the express written consent of Major League Baseball, the New York Yankees or the country of Puerto Rico. 

This story will no doubt hurt the woman more than it hurts Bernie.  As a PR woman, how do you think her clients will feel about her inability to keep her own news out of the papers.  Next time she promises a corporation to keep all the sexual harrassment and insider trading stories quiet, I hope they respond by saying, “Quiet like silent, or quiet like when you got socked by Bernie Williams.  Burn!”  Or something much more clever. 

Williams, on the other hand, should no better.  Don’t nothing good happen in a Puerto Rican nightclub after 2AM.  Now he’s got de Jesus after him, and as you well no, ‘nobody fucks wit de Jesus, man’.

Tags: baseball, Bernie Williams, MLB, New York Yankees, Puerto Rico, WBC

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