This is Embarrassing… Even for Florida

As if swarms of Swamp Trash, a plague of illiteracy, and Tim Tebow’s sermons weren’t bad enough, Florida has uncovered a new layer of shame and humiliation. This achievement is the equivalent of discovering a second asshole on a rhino.

Please join me in appreciating this impassioned speech by Corrine Brown, a member of the United States House of Representatives. 

Hey… Remember being in third grade? And the fat stupid kid would want to read a chapter from James and the Giant Peach, and it always took forever, and he couldn’t say anything right, but you got in trouble for making fun of him because he was “special” and needed “encouragement”?  Turns out he was just from Florida.

Is English her first language? Her words don’t even make any sense. 

“…Go Gator. I want to ‘gradulate the University of Florida… not only for being the best ack-ademic… school, but also… the athletic school… in the country.  Their 24-14 victory over Oklahoma.         Sooners.    Showed off team spirits.       Sportmanship… and one of the best, defense. Plays, that I’ve seen… they held the, team,       uh…       the highest scoring offense (pronounced ‘a fence’)…”(Puts knife in brain). 

I had plans to type out everything retarded that this ELECTED OFFICIALsaid… But I’m not a lobotomized Dr. Seuss. I went to school with a kid named Ricky who tried to rhyme “Kangaroo” with “cat”. No shit. He blubbered for over two hours over it, and kept trying to rhyme words like “shoe laces” and “socks” with “kitten”.

His pathetic, retarded little poem was more befitting a congressional podium than Ms. Brown’s. I violently shit okra seeds after every Sunday lunch at my grandmother’s, and I do it with better delivery than this.

Here’s the first sentence of her Wikipedia page:  “Corrine Brown (born November 11, 1946) is an American politician, and a fool.”

Thanks to gobblercountry.com for the tip. Not that the lazy asshole wrote anything about this. He just found the video.

Tags: BCS, College Football, douchebaggery, Florida, football, Gators, NCAA, Oklahoma, OU, Tim Tebow, University of Florida, University of Oklahoma

4 Comments to This is Embarrassing… Even for Florida

ryan
March 17, 2009

Irvin Meyers, modern ear, percy harvey, lol

Pete
March 17, 2009

It is a fact that the ONLY reason she gets elected to office is because of her district boundaries and the party she belongs to. A black republican woman could not unseat her…

Her political agenda is almost as pointless and uninspiring as her speeches.

Oiler
March 17, 2009

Unless her political agenda is putting honey in her pants and fishing for birds with windex I find that highly unlikely, Pete.

Bobby Metzinger
March 23, 2009

The woman is obviously Barack Obama in disguise. Cunt.

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