Don't Stop Until You Piss Green

 *A list of the 10 dumbest mascots in college sports. Not sure how Digger Phelps and Dick Vitale missed this list. <collegefastbreak.com>

 * I’m not above masturbating at work. <theworldofisaac.com>

*Eva Longoria’s old now. <moondogsports.com>

*Good Bracket = Bacon + Penthouse + Las Vegas. <bustedcoverage.com>

* In honor of the holiday: St. Patrick’s Day Drunk Girls. <uncoached.com>

* Everyone knows Dusty Baker is a bad manager. Turns out he’s a prick too. <zonersports.com> through <slowbreaker.com>

* I don’t necessarily dislike Colorado, but something about sad Denver fans make me smile. <www.sharapovasthigh.com>