Well-Rested Friday Dump

When she wakes up, tell her to finish mowing
With Todd McShay horning in on his racket, it’s only a matter of time before Mel Kiper switches over to the MLB draft. That actually will never happen, so instead, check out this list of former number 1 picks and keep an eye out for pre-Roid A-Rod. <More Hardball>
Not only are tickets at New Yankee Stadium over-priced but, (GASP) so is the beer! $9 for 24 ounces of PBR? That’s so… expected. <With Leather>
Remember that giant burger that a Grand Rapids minor league team is selling? They’ve adjusted their ballpark to accomodate it’s reprecussions. That’s a fairly fancy way of saying ‘Get ready for a monster dook’ <Deadspin>
Police in Michigan are preparing for riots if Michigan State wins at the Final Four. I wouldn’t worry fellas, have you seen the Spartans play? <Busted Coverage>
Speaking of the Spartans, alum and current LA Clipper Paul Davis was on ‘Millionaire Matchmaker’. Must be tough being a millionaire athlete in California, where gold-diggers are as rare as Paul Davis brain cells. <World of Isaac>
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