Tuesday Dumpitude

Minus the chest protector, this is actually a pretty hot gettup

Grrrrr something-something, men drink bourbon, something-something, muscle cars and lap-dances.  Oh, and Aubrey O’Day’s panties. <thebeergoggler.com>

Apparently UNC is now the first team ever to win after staying in the Lions’ locker room.  Is the curse broken? Does this mean a win for Detroit this year?  Maybe the Lions should change to baby blue.  Or better yet just dissolve as a team.  Or better than that just dissolve as a city.  <theworldofisaac.com>

Jay Crawford, you and your hair have officially been called out.  Seinfeld style.  <neswsports.com>

Some greasy European soccer player got yellow-carded for a fart.  Try as I might, I can’t think of anything funnier to add to that.  <withleather.com>

Just when you thought masturbating was probably the biggest waste of time ever, someone kept stats on Spring Training.  Checking back on these in July might be interesting, but for now I need to buy more lotion. <morehardball.blogspot.com>

A collection of good shots from last night’s snoozer of a championship.  So far this is the first even mildly interesting thing about that game.  <rivals.yahoo.com>

Apparently there were a couple of reasons to watch Wrestlemania 25 last night.  Big, supple reasons.   <WWTDD.com>

Send story ideas and link suggestions to bootleggersports@gmail.com.  Except you, Grandma.  I don’t want any more pictures of your Goddamn cat. 

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