Monday Morning Douche and Dump

Where do I apply for "Sharapova's ass rubber"?

ESPN online poll-question writer made a poor choice.  Today’s will ask which golfer was set back by injuries the most: Tiger Woods or Payne Stewert.  <notqualifiedtocomment.com>

You can’t tell me that showing this chicks boobs on television was an accident.  She wasn’t exactly being sneaky about it as she rubbed her nipples through her shirt for a few seconds, and then took another couple to get those sweater cows out.  Not that I’m complaining of course. <totalprosports.com>

A list of the fake names athletes use when they check in to hotels.  Though I think C.C. Sabathia should have gone with Grimace over George Jetson.  <outsidetheboxscore.blogspot.com>

I was looking for something exciting to link to about the Masters, but that’s like looking for intelligent to link to about NASCAR.  There was a shot of some fat guy grabbing an old chick’s boob, but this video is much better than that.  <youtube.com>

Apparently Jay Cutler’s pick-up lines have diabetes too.  <deadspin.com>

Vin Scully’s tribute to the Adenhart family proves, once again, why he’s the best there is.  <leitch.tumblr.com>

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1 Comment to Monday Morning Douche and Dump

Tim
April 13, 2009

Thanks for the link too! Grimace is way more fitting, but I’d love it if hotel dudes called me Mr. Jetson too. I’d probably go with like Teddy Ballgame or something though.

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