Tuesday Dumpage

Fruit keeps you regular, and that's what this picture should make you think about.

Former Miss Great Britain is the current Miss Tottenham Whore, as she tries to get hollowed out by each member of their soccer team.  Should help cohesiveness unity among the players though, as they all share the same STDs now.  <withleather.com>

This guy found the only thing that would make me consider going to a golf tournament.  I’d use my 7-wood on her last three holes.  Oh yeah, look at me with the golf jokes.  Now I need a nap just for thinking about golf.  <theworldofisaac.com>

LeBron James is good at basketball.  I know I’m kind of going out on a limb here, but here are my other theories as well: Rain comes from clouds.  Mice like cheese.  Evidence of the first:  <neswsports.com>

Allen Iverson is getting banned from casinos.  Hint, it’s not for card counting or for being too nice to everyone.  <tiricosuave.com>

Brand new stadium, same cat infestation.  I think it has something to do with having that giant, stupid apple.  <observationbubble.com>

Want to watch a compilation of fat bitches eating it?  By “eating it” I obviously don’t mean more cake, I mean falling.  Fat bitches falling down is a great way to start the day.  <tabloidprodigy.com>

Sports figures, and their look-alikes.  Pretty GD funny.  My favorite is Reche Caldwell and the Tarsier.  <nfljuice.com>

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