Weak Sauce Wednesday Dump
A soccer player’s pants fell down in the middle of a match. But rather than pull them up he decides to give White Boy something to look at. <sportsrubbish.com>
Joe Gibbs spends $1 million on lube every year. Suddenly my chronic masturbation habit doesn’t seem all that bad. <sportsbybrooks.com>
The many possible explanations for WTF is wrong with Adrian Gonzalez. <thesportshernia.com>
Vin Scully is so classy he can even use the word “boner” in a broadcast and make it sound elegant. <larrybrownsports.com>
Because the Mets stole Ebbets Field’s look and then attempted to steal Jackie Robinson’s legacy by naming it after him, Jose Reyes is now tempted to steal home 20 times and break Jackie’s record. Maybe he can do it all 20 times against the Dodgers and really rub it right in their faces. <cantstopthebleeding.com>
Oscar De La Hoya announced his retirement to himself yesterday. I think he thought he was doing it publicly, but we all knew he was done years ago. Sorry Oscar. <theloveofsports.com>
Lots of reminders as to why we should all hate Andy Roddick. <moondogsports.com>
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