Miller Lite Makes Me Fart Dump

I'm pretty sure it's drinking beer that gives you that figure

Clayton Kershaw might not be that bad.  Maybe.  The first two links in this article make it worth the read.  <sportscracklepop.com>

Don’t fuck with Shaq.  You’ve been warned.  <totalprosports.com>

Washington Redskins fan and Dallas Cowboys fan have a douche-off in traffic.  And the loser is?  All of us.  <withleather.com>

A Yankee’s fan is assaulted by a couple of dick NYPD for trying to take a leak during “God Bless America”.  So naturally he’s suing the Yankee’s, the cops, the city, his mother, MLB, etc.  I’m torn here.  Fuck the Yankee’s, those two hyper-aggressive retard cops and playing that song instead of “Take Me Out to the Ball Game”.  But the dude has a hyphenated, French-sounding last name, and is clearly just trying to make a buck off this. I hope they all end up sad.  <deuceofdavenport.com>

Nice to see baseball players cheating on something that isn’t baseball.  Or their wives.  <homerderby.com>

Glavine might retire, and then all we have left are The Unit and Matt Stairs.  <morehardball.com>

Add Jason Marquis to the list of things Cubs fans hate.  This list currently includes Billy Goats, Steve Bartman, 1969, Dusty Baker, and sobriety.  <rumorsandrants.com>

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