Untimely Weekend Dump

Yes. We're checking out your arms. Just keep flexing sweetheart.

Eric Devendorf has a lot to look forward to.  Just not playing in the NBA.  <thesportshernia.com>

Alyssa Milano has filled a gaping void in baseball by opening a boutique store in Citi Field that sells fashionable baseball apparell for women.  In appreciation I am officially offering to fill her gaping void.  Zing.  <sportsbybrooks.com>

Saying this is the least obnoxious of the Derek Jeter, Tiger Woods, Roger Federer Gillette commercial is like finding the least pathetic person at a Britney Spears show.  <neswsports.com>

Something about whiny New York Jews.  Don’t look at us, we didn’t write it.  <sportscracklepop.com>

Elton John is singing at Brooklyn Decker’s wedding this weekend.  I’ll be sitting on my couch hating Andy Roddick.  <withleather.com>

Don’t act like you have anything better to do than watch the first-ever episode of A.L.F.  <youtube.com>

Jake Peavy says the Mets’ new $800 million stadium didn’t have hot water in the visitor’s club house.  I’m guessing someone in maintenance bet hard against the Padres and currently has two broken legs, because it didn’t stop Peavy from getting the win.  <larrybrownsports.com>

The top party schools of 2009 list is out, marking the one time a year when sexual predators and traveling evangelists make the same road trip plans.  Except for all the instances of sexually deviant preachers, of which there are many.  <playboyu.com>

Hahahaha Yankees.  14 runs scored in the second inning.  That’s record-breakingly shitastic.  <espn.com>

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