Paltry Tuesday Dump
In honor of today’s picture, here are screen shots from Jessica’s new movie, Powder Blue. Now that it’s out there, maybe she’ll feel comfortable enough to move her damn hands in photo shoots. <WWTDD.com>
Unless he’s working up a good Bob Costas or Greg Gumbel, Madden may have announced Frank Caliendo’s retirement too. <NESWsports.com>
The Natinals forgt smething. The best part is that nne of the players seemed t ntice. <dcsportsbog.com>
There are now more people making their living as bloggers than as firefighters or bartenders. That list does not include anyone from bootleggersports. Also, who admits that they blog for a living? It’s way easier to get laid saying you’re a fireman. <wsj.com>
Need some good news? Stephen A. Smith got fired. There, now doesn’t that make you smile? <awfulannouncing.com>
Mortal Kombat Mascots. I don’t know either, but these guys work way harder than we do. Spoiler alert: Sluggerrr wins. <morehardball.com>
Wallace Mathews will single-handedly bring the Yankees’ and Mets’ front offices to their knees, forcing down ticket prices and saving the people of New York City. Just ask him. <cantstopthebleeding.com>
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