Hey Red Raiders, Urine Trouble

'Hey, keep your eyes on the road 73'

Meet two proud members of Texas Tech’s football team, offensive linemen Chris Olson and Justin Keown.  They’re a couple of real whizzes when it comes to blocking, but they seem to be confused about how testing for steroids works. 

Head Coach Mike Leach is going to be pissed when he finds out about this.  He needs his players to be focused on the upcoming season, not involved in some (slightly) off-the-field pissing contest. 

A quality offensive line needs to be like a wall, but probably not like the wall pictured.  OK, it needs to be like a dam, it can’t have leaks. 

Olson and Keown are going to have to transfer after this mess.  I hear Austin Peay is looking for lineman. 

Word is they got away from their coaches by telling them they had to see a man about a horse. 

This doesn’t say much for the academics at Texas Tech, I can’t make out either one of their names on that wall. 

PETA already showed up to protest after hearing two college students were caught bleeding the lizard. 

This photo should be quite a recruiting tool for future prospects, just look how spacious the little Raiders room is. 

Well, I’m running dry.  This concludes the proudest moment in Bootlegger Sports history.

Via Dr. Saturday

Tags: Chris Olson, football, Justin Keown, Mike Leach, NCAA, Texas Tech

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