Friday Morning Dump

Stacy Keibler makes me want cookies and ass at the same time.

The greatest ball park promotions, past and present.  It isn’t just a coincidence that most of these are put on by crappy teams nobody likes to watch.  We’re looking at you, White Sox.  <theloveofsports.com>

Getting the facts straight on a couple of famous baseball myths nobody ever heard about.  Still, I’ll be using this trivia at the bar tonight.  Chicks love a guy who brings up Castro.  <morehardball.com>

Bloggers don’t need to be upset if ESPN isn’t “buzzing” them.  Nobody likes that show anyway.  It’s their loss, not yours.  Really, you’re better off.  Besides, there are plenty of sour grapes for everyone.  <moondogsports.com>

A girl who can chug beer through a funnel and hose is good enough for anything Mark Sanchez is bringing to the bedroom.  <bustedcoverage.com>

Chinese students learning English by watching PTI.  This is amazing, depressing and hilarious at the same time.  As long as they don’t copy Tony’s hair I think I’m okay with this.  <neswsports.com>

I don’t care how many of these are made up.  Some of them are damn funny.  <textsfromlastnight.com>

Over-comming batshit crazy is way cooler than over-comming a crack addiction.  <sharapovasthigh.com>

The first rule of Lingerie Football League is: No fat chicks.  The second rule of Lingerie Football League is:  We do not allow fat chicks.   <withleather.com>

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