Serena Williams is Mistaken
If she's #1, it shouldn't have been so hard to find a picture of her playing tennis
Are we really going to write a post about tennis? Women’s tennis, no less?
Serena Williams has laid claim to being the number one women’s tennis player in the world, saying “quite frankly, I’m the best in the world.” One, Stephen A. Smith is still awaiting his royalty check. Two, that’s confusing because the world rankings say something different.
Sooo, we are going through with this? Are we sure a youtube video of a skateboard punk breaking his arm wouldn’t be better?
Dinara Safina took over the number one ranking a couple of weeks back, leaving Serena in the second spot and her ass occupying spots 3 and 4.
HAHA, OK you made a joke, are we done now? I’m almost positive there are boobs elsewhere on the Internet.
Maybe, if Serena actually cares about being number 1, she should try actually playing tennis once in a while. Without doing any actual research, it seems she only plays in the Grand Slam events and the tournaments to tune up for the Grand Slam events. I’m pretty sure you don’t get points for appearing in commercials and designing clothes I never see anyone wearing.
Oh great, we’re talking about fashion design now? When did we switch this site from Bootlegger Sports to Butt-Licker Sports? I admit that was terrible, but only because I’m so bored right now.
Serena seems to think she’s the Tiger Woods of tennis.
Golf now? Jesus…
He doesn’t play every tournament either. He’d prefer to concentrate on winning majors. Usually, he maintains the number one ranking, but right now he’s 10th. Do you hear him proclaiming himself the best in the world? No, because we already know that. Serena has to tell us because we wouldn’t know otherwise.
I certainly wouldn’t have known, but that’s because women’s tennis puts me to sleep faster than an Ambien and Rum cocktail. Maybe next you can fill me in on the croquet championships.
In other news, the World Croquet Championships…
That’s it, I’m outta here. (door slam)
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