Freddie Mitchell Doesn’t Care For Production Values

Here’s our old friend Freddie Mitchell.  Don’t worry if you don’t remember him, he’ll be glad to tell you who he is, where he was drafted and where he played.  According to him, people are surprised that he isn’t still playing in the NFL.  Anybody want to claim to be in that club?  Still waiting… no? 

He addresses this video to his fans, who were afraid to speak up just a minute ago, and to the haters.  That’s me!  Freddie Mitchell is talking to me, this is so exciting.  But wait, the haters don’t care what you have to say, Fred-Ex.  There isn’t anyone sitting around saying, you know I really hate that Freddie Mitchell.  I wish he’d have the balls to make a YouTube video to tell us what he’s doing.  Wait, show of hands, anyone want to claim to be in that club?  No?  OK then, just thought I’d give you equal time. 

The video was uploaded by ‘DiscountMarketing’ and judging by the quality, Freddie is overpaying regardless of how discount they are.  They did include an artistic and dramatic super-zoom as Fred revealed that some unknown factors are keeping him out of the league.  He’s actually right in saying his mouth isn’t keeping him from signing a deal in the NFL, it’s just about every other body part he has, but not his mouth. 

Bootlegged from Shutdown Corner

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