Andy Defeats A Terrorist, Goes to Jail

Mississippi Men’s basketball coach Andy Kennedy was arrested in New York City early this morning for allegedly being like everybody else from Mississippi punching a Middle-Eastern cab driver and yelling some of the worst racial insults I’ve ever heard.

Of course Kennedy flatly denies it ever happened.  And I’m sure he’s telling the truth.  Them dang-o’ yankee police officers are jus’ tryin’ to hold down Dixie by sidin’ with them terrorists. 

The only hole in Kennedy’s story is that the cab driver had a visibly swollen face in police reports.  Oh, that, and nobody born outside the state of Mississippi could come up with such lame-ass racial insults as “Bin-Laden! Saddam Hussein!” 

But what’s the problem?  He coaches at Ole Miss.  The school that takes pride in misspelling “Old” in their fucking name.  The school that chose ”Runnin’ Rebs” as a mascot.  Hell, he probably thought the guy actually was Osama-Bin Hussein-Laden-Obama.  Why he’s a Gawd-damn Miss’ippi Hero. 

But all that aside, as it’s really just going to be a feather in his cap down yonder, I’d like to know what the hell this racist fucktard was doing out at 1:15 AM, drunk, the morning before the game against No. 9 Louisville?  Sadly, if he’s going to get fired over this, it will most likely be for that.

Tags: Andy Kennedy, Ole Miss, racist, Runnin' Rebs

1 Comment to Andy Defeats A Terrorist, Goes to Jail

Alex
December 19, 2008

I hear Auburn is interested.

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