Unhooked Monday Dump

Look how jagged and sharp that rock is. Why weren't you like this in that meadow earlier?

Remember how we all made fun of the Raiders’ draft picks this year?  Turns out they were even more retarded than we thought.  <rumorsandrants>

Stephon Curry can’t stop hanging out with Davidson kids fast enough.  <thesportsculture>

Chris Brown would like to remind all young women why you don’t date Chris Brown.  You know, if the punches to the face weren’t enough.  Because he’ll also leak naked photos of you.  <wwtdd>

The reason the Nuggets are up in the series.  I guess.  I say too much whiteboy dancing, not enough cheerleader shots dancing.  But that’s only because I have a penis.  <sportscracklepop>

Phil Jackson must follow recent Supreme Court decisions too.  Because ESPN probably shouldn’t be broadcasting his f-bombs. (For all of you non-news readers out there, they just ruled that fleeting and incidental cursing is just as bad as doing it on purpose). <larrybrownsports>

I would pay a lot of money to watch Shaq in ultimate fighting.  Apparently he knows this.  <neswsports>

Ten people we love to hate.  I can think of dozens more, but whatever.  This list isn’t bad.  Could use some more Joe Buck action, but that’s the last time I’ll ever write those words ever again.  <theloveofsports>

Send your story ideas and link tips to bootleggersports@gmail.com.  It gives me more “me” time in the morning, and that keeps me from doing it on company time. 

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