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A reminder why beautiful women should drive unreliable cars

David Ortiz remained completely oblivious to Manny’s steroid use.  In fact, he doesn’t even know what steroids are.  Never heard of them.  And who is this Manny you speak of?  <rumorsandrants>

It’s official.  There are only two states that give a shit about Roger Clemens, and Maine doesn’t like him.  <thesportshernia>

A flow chart for how to lie to your girlfriend.  Right next to a pair of giant pig testicles.  Flow charts, lying and swine scrotums?  I feel like I’m at work already.  <holytaco>

Adam Carolla throws out first [3] pitch[es] at a Dodger game.  Two sucked.  And so of course his childhood best friend, Jimmy Kimmel, has to burn him on national T.V.  Because that’s what good friends do.  They kick you in the groin after you stub your toe.  <neswsports>

To get Adam’s take on it, just listen to Monday’s podcast.  <carollaradio>

Clips of a cartoon fat guy fighting a chicken.  The kicker?  These aren’t from family guy.  How ’bout that for a twist eh?  Yeah.  You like that.  <morehardball>

If there’s bowling on the T.V., it better involve hot girls in bikini’s or The Big Lebowski.  These videos happen to be the former.  <uncoached>

Following that theme, here’s a collection of photographs proving the only reason bars have pool tables.  <wiihotties>

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