It’s Only Tuesday, Morning Dump.

I'm a sucker for old-timey sexy clothes.

The top 5 reminders of why skates and throats don’t mix well.  <totalprosports>

Would you do this just to brag about it?  My mind is telling me yes… But my penis is telling me no.  <uncoached>

I was just thinking to myself: “Sports coverage needs more distractions, I’m so bored with traditional coverage.”  So?  Here come more holograms!  Yay!  Maybe now they can add a second crawler at the top of the screen, and play some Indy Rock in the background.  Side note: Why is the Kobe hologram on a football field?  <awfulannouncing>

Some misguided baseball promotions, and some that should have been.  <ustailgate>

Today’s links have lots of numbers.  Here’s more.  Seven questions for Roger Clemens.  <thebachelorguy>

Alyssa Milano & Randy Johnson?  Sick.  I think that would be even worse than anything I’ve ever seen with Ron Jeremy.  <stylepointsblog>

Chuck Woodling would like everyone to know that he’s the only person in America who has anything bad to say about Wayman Tisdale.  Also, I’m volunteering to write Woodling’s future official obituary.  By his picture, and the suspected dementia-induced ramblings, I might not have to wait long.  <legendofcecilioguante>

Yankee’s broadcaster, John Sterling, has some mild detractors.  <sportshernia>

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