Presorted First-Class Thursday Morning Dump

My male flag is up.

This kid scored for Rimouski Oceanic in the Memorial Cup last night.  Meaning what I can only assume is plural for ”cunt” was excitedly said on television many many times.  <hockeysfuture>   -Thanks Ryan

If you care about Hokie Sacks then this is the site for you.  And no, this isn’t a story about blow jobs behind the scenes of the Country Music Awards.  <gobblercountry>

Hey, she’s wearing some sporty stuff… That makes this valid right?  Also, I love how the premise of this site is so unashamedly creepy.  <hottestgirlsofmyspace>

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son.  Especially if you include “mostly naked” and “at a sold-out Brewers game”.  That’s just a way to go to jail.  <bustedcoverage>

Mark Buehrle’s truck makes other mens’ small-penis compensations look tiny and pathetic, and girls will only laugh at them and think fondly of how big and amazing Mark Buehrle’s small-penis compensator is.  <deadspin>

Who would have guessed that the guy who founded Lingerie Football would be a douche?  Everybody?  Oh, okay.  Well, you were right.   <sportsbybrooks>

Here’s wishing Amy Mickelson a full and speedy recovery from breast cancer.  Not because I give a shit about Phil or his return to golf, but because she’s a beautiful lady, and it’s not like we have too many of those.  <worldofisaac>

Kelly Brook without makeup is still beautiful and has a great body.  I’m just saying.  <wwtdd>

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