Vince Young is Focused On Football

I wouldn’t recommend watching this entire video.  I think 9-minutes of that nonsense actually makes you illiterate.  Seriously, I made it through about 4-minutes and the first time I tried to write this post it looked like this: “thskjkd tjkdj epoto ekgocc qlsod kr; sofn”.  Roughly translated, I believe that means Vince Young sucks.  Can you imagine what would happen if I somehow forgot how to read and write though?  Who would write for this site, someone competent?  I shudder to think of it. 

If you must know, this video is of some quasi-charity event in Houston that Vince Young had a hand in.  Did he organize it?  Did he finance it?  Did he agree to appear for a nominal fee?  Each of those options has a distinct possibility of being true and that’s why we call ourselves the best researched site on the web. 

I call it a quasi-charity event because based on the quasi-interviews, it seems everyone showed up to support a Houston-area rapper who is in prison.  Are they raising money for something?  Maybe they are just showing their support by getting drunk while Nelly cranks out his hits from 8 years ago.  ‘I wanna give a shout out to my boy who is locked up, stay strong son.  Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to do 5 shots of Bacardi before E.I. starts.’  That should help him through the anal rape. 

Most of what I’ve read about this event centers on VY “making it rain”  like Pacman Jones at that Vegas strip club.  I saw that part, it’s at 1:50, and that’s some weak rain.  At best, he makes it sprinkle or mist.  And this is Vince Young we’re talking about, so when he throws his money to the crowd, he uses terrible form and it flutters away from his target and gets intercepted. 

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