Jose Canseco Has An Excuse

Even though nearly everyone in MLB is testing positive for steroids like he said they would, I still don’t trust anything Jose Canseco says.  For example, he says he hurt his knee before his fight with Hong-Man Choi and then re-aggravated it, causing him to lose.  I think a more reasonable explanation is that Hong-Man Choi is 7-2 and trained to fight and Canseco thought he could salvage some pride by blaming an injury for his poor performance.  Someone should tell him that a former baseball player forfeits his pride just by entering the ring to fight a Korean giant in a low-level MMA event. 

One thing I will believe is that Jose needs money.  Desperately.  And you have to hand it to him, despite having no marketable skills, he’s finding ways to work for it.  If you can make it worth his while, he’d probably be willing to to mow your lawn or watch your kids.  I guess what I’m saying is, disgraced former baseball stars are becoming the new illegal immigrants. 

Tags: baseball, Jose Canseco, MLB, MMA

1 Comment to Jose Canseco Has An Excuse

Nomad
May 26, 2009

Jose Canseco is a powder puff compared to Hong Man Choi; he didn’t stand a chance

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