Terrell Owens is Starting Early

Are we sure T.O. didn't do that to Stuart Scott's eye?

Everytime Terrell Owens joins a new team, fans and media-types wait eagerly, or anxiously if he’s on your team, for him to start destroying the franchise.  It usually takes him until his second year at a new location to piss everyone around him off, but it seems like he’s off to a roaring start in Buffalo. 

The Bills are holding a voluntary mini-camp this week and 30-minutes into today’s 90-minute session, Owens injured cornerback Terrence McGee.  I’m not sure exactly how this helps T.O., but I’m sure he has it planned out in his head.  Maybe McGee, being the leader of the team’s secondary, was fielding too many questions about what it’s like to cover Terrell in practice.  Maybe he gave the wrong answers when asked those questions.  Maybe it was all just an innocent accident Maybe Owens is just an unbelievable asshole who doesn’t need a reason.  Whatever the case may be, it seems clear now the Bills won’t be making the playoffs yet again. 

At least Owens finally wised up and realized that his all too public displays of dissatisfaction with a franchise were greatly diminishing his value.  If he just starts injuring teammates when he’s unhappy then he can’t really be blamed.  At the end of the year, people will say ‘the Bills suffered through a bunch of injuries this year and that cost them a chance at the post-season, but hats off to T.O. for sticking it out and continuing to work.’  That quote is taken directly out of Owens’s head. 

So maybe T.O. was just upset that he was present at a voluntary workout.  He decided to get back at the team by injuring Terrence McGee.  What happens when Marshawn Lynch, if he’s not in prison, fumbles in the redzone, possible costing Owens a TD?  Say goodbye to your ACL, Marshawn.  What if Trent Edwards checks down to another receiver when Terrell thinks he’s open?  Get ready for rehab, Trent.  What if the playcall is a run on a critical 3rd and short and the Bills don’t make it?  I hope you enjoy traction, Dick Jauron.  Incidentally, if you’re ever asked ‘Who’s Dick Jauron’, the proper response is, ‘fuck you, Jauron my Dick’.

Tags: Buffalo Bills, Dick Jauron, football, NFL, Terrell Owens, Terrence McGee

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