Colt McCoy is The Deer Hunter

Texas quarterback Colt McCoy got overlooked a lot this season.  Graham Harrell stole his thunder when the Longhorns fell to Texas Tech on the final play, and Sam Bradford of Oklahoma stole his Heisman.  But this deer, well no longer will Colt have to suffer this deer’s insolence. 

Reportedly, the deer was running a blog called “The Real McCoy” where he published embarrassing stories and pictures from the UT star’s youth.  The final straw was when a picture of his first time on a big boy potty showed up on the website.  That’s when it was time for some vigilante justice.  McCoy put in a call to Chuck Norris, but the Texas Ranger was busy campaigning for McCain (everyone was afraid to tell him), so Colt picked up his rifle and remarked “This ends now!” 

Witnesses say the deer was shopping for groceries, frustrating other customers by checking out in the express lane with well over 10 items, when the QB found him.  “The buck stops here” yelled McCoy, and after firing, reloading, firing again, reloading again, and firing once more, the mighty deer blogger fell. 

“Let’s see Sam Bradford do this!” Colt exclaimed as he loaded the carcass into his pick-up, unaware that at that very moment, the Heisman winner was breaking the neck of the world’s richest, most powerful bear.

Tags: Colt McCoy, football, Graham Harrell, Heisman, NCAA, Oklahoma, Sam Bradford, Texas, Texas Tech

1 Comment to Colt McCoy is The Deer Hunter

Alex
December 19, 2008

Major Applewhite tried to shoot a deer once, but Chris Simms stole the gun and got the kill instead.

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