Hump Day Dump

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009 | Dylan, Robbie
Fake boobs and a wee bikini don't mean I can't ignore a bitch

Fake boobs and a wee bikini don't mean I can't ignore a bitch.

A Manny and Papi road trip.  Doesn’t actually seem that far fetched, but maybe that’s because I just woke up.  <theonion>

LeBron not making the finals isn’t about to stop Nike from continuing the Kobe, LeBron puppet series.  In this one a kid rips James throughout, and even gives Dwight Howard a shout out.  So he can stop whining.  <neswsports>

One ACC blogger mourns the loss of a fellow ACC blogger.  If you’re a Boston College fan, there’s an empty slot to fill.  And I’m not talking about that drunk chick at the end of the bar.  <gobblercountry>

Chris Mortensen broke a story that turned out not to be false.  I hesitate to say it was true, because that seems a bit of a stretch from the norm, but we do know that it isn’t false.  <sportressofblogitude>

Nebraskan Tara Mueller reinforces why collegiate beach volleyball is a good thing.  And no, it’s not because she excels at the sport.  Well, I mean she does, but not in the winning trophies kind of way.  <bustedcoverage>

Either Rich Hill is back, or this is an excitable Orioles fan.  Or maybe both are possible.  <joshqpublic>

Sorana Cirstea would be the best reason to continue start watching  the French Open.  <withleather>

Obama jumps on the Lakers bandwagon, essentially losing Florida in 2012.  <sportscracklepop>

Vin Scully rips the Nuggets over tattoos.  Except he’s so damn good that he still sounds classy while he does it.  Every time I bag on anyone I come out looking like the asshole.  Just read our comments.  <larrybrownsports>

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