Terrell Owens is Homeless

'That's my 6-bedroom, half-million dollar house, man'

Is there anything Bills’ receiver Terrell Owens can do to become a more sympathetic figure to fans?  What if he donated his signing bonus to charity?  What if he adopted an orphan?  What if he lived on the streets?  The first two may not be likely to happen, but if Buffalo residents have their way, Owens may end up without a home in the area. 

Tuesday night, T.O. used his Twitter feed to announce that residents of the Buffalo suburb Orchard Park don’t want him living in their neighborhood because “they don’t want any drama”.  Is it really drama to have a large group of reporters and a helicopter crowded around your driveway while you do sit-ups?  I guess that qualifies in Buffalo. 

I’m really disappointed by this news.  I mean, what is the world coming to?  We are reporting on something that Terrell Owens said on Twitter?  I can’t tell you how many stories I’ve come across that sounded interesting but didn’t post here because the main content stemmed from Twitter.  Instead of use that site, I think we are going to start attributing athletes names to content from texts from last night.  That’s just as newsworthy and legitimate. 

A local real estate agent refuted Owens’ claims, which really puts me into a quandary.  Sure, a T.O. tweet isn’t a reliable source, which included an “LOL!!!”, but how can you trust anything a realtor tells you?  That guy probably also tried to tell Terrell that Terrell Owens once lived in the house he was showing. 

The realtor was quoted as saying, “I don’t know how it all got started”, referring to Owens’ claim that residents don’t want him in their neighborhoods.  I think maybe I can clear that up.  Twitter… giving delusional egomaniacs a public forum for their insanity for the past few months.

Tags: Buffalo Bills, douchebaggery, football, NFL, Terrell Owens

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