Foxy Thursday Dump

And my only job is to think of you in the shower and clean up after myself

The Megan Fox GQ UK photo’s have been released.  And so has a lot of my DNA.  But sticky fingers can’t keep me from bringing you the goods.  <popoholic>

But wait, there’s more!  In some upcoming bound-to-be-awful movie based on a comic book about zombi Confederates called Jonah Hex (breath in), Ms. Fox plays the character Leila.  “Big whoop” you say.  “Leila has nude scenes in the comic book” I say back, while raising one eyebrow and grabbing my junk.  But before we all get too excited, it’s rumored that a couple of hairy manginas may change the screenplay to exclude this.  I guess we can only wait… and in the meantime send them threats of violence.  <filmdrunk>

Oh right.  Sports blog.  Umm… Sports Illustrated’s list of the many Chosen Ones through the years.  Chan Ho Park?  <deadspin>

Tony Kornheiser has convinced himself that he was liked and well received as a MNF broadcaster.  In news completely unrelated to delusional fantasies of grandeur: I have a giant, non-hairy penis and get lots of dates.  <awfulannouncing>

18-year-old myspace hoes.  I’d like to reminisce about being in high school again, but it’s not like I was scoring this kind of ass then either.  <hottestgirlsofmyspace>

Haha Tom Glavine.  Even the grossly expanded strike zone you were granted for no goddamn reason can’t save you.  I don’t give a damn how accurate you are, when you make a career by throwing junk pitches 4 inches off the plate for strikes you’re not going to get any respect or sympathy for getting cut.  <bigleaguestew>

It looks like the Memphis Tigers’ defenders have some more work to do.  It appears that faking SAT scores was quite the rage down there.  Anymore one has to ask if anyone in that program was clean.  Because I’m not a retard, I’m gonna go with no.  <larrybrownsports>

Backwards balding patterns?  I didn’t know that could happen.  This guy makes me feel better about the shiny spot on the back of my dome.  <sportshernia>

God decides that Randy Johnson’s 300th win can wait.  <espn>

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