Rain-Shortened Monday Morning Dump

If I saw this every morning I'd never get out of bed. Because then she might escape.

Dear Dallas Cowboys fans, just because 20 other people think it’s a good idea, doesn’t make it any less stupid to fight cops.  <bustedcoverage>

Megan Fox has a toe thumb.  I know another chick with a toe thumb.  We made fun of her so relentlessly that she has since developed a complex.  Now I take it all back.  If you’re Megan Fox.  <coedmagazine>

A rundown of why the Braves have a good chance of winning the East, and why anyone who makes trades with the Braves is stupid.  <sharapovasthigh>

Either J.J. Reddick or Adam Morrison will forever get to wear a championship ring.  Here’s a rundown of a lot of players that were actually good and never will.  <rumorsandrants>

The only reason to make the face Pau Gasol made last night is if something in your ass did indeed rupture.  <sportshernia>

It’s okay Vince Young, the Toronto Argos might have a spot for you.  <nogutsglory>

I was in the middle of writing this post when a wicked thunderstorm came rolling through town.  I was checking out the weather when it knocked the power out.  <wunderground>

Send story ideas and link tips to bootleggersports@gmail.com.  Oh, and I hope you like Keeley Hazell, because we do, and she’s just become a staple on your morning dump.

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