Squeaky Clean Tuesday Dump

We Need to Buy Smaller Towels

LeBron James puppet found dead in bathtub.  If Nike made this commercial I’d buy their stupid shoes.  <theonion>

Busted Coverage has a fancy new look.  I’m not just talking about the Auburn girls playing a game of booby grab, that’s hardly a new look for BC.  Anyway, don’t expect us to keep up.  Our programmer is a drunk.  <bustedcoverage>

Miley Cyrus and hockey or something.  The funny part is the story about the secretary buying tickets for her boss.  Sure he’s not letting her go with him to the game, but he’s got something extra special waiting for her later.  Don’t you worry.  <sportressofblogitude>

Soccer has to be the worst sports to have a heart attack while in the middle of a game.  This man’s lucky he happened to be walking towards the ball during a break in the action, or everyone would just assume he was being a big pussy.  Which is the case 99% of the time soccer players collapse to the ground.  Oh, and I guess he’s lucky he has a built in defibrillator too.  The weird little twitch he does from the jolt is kinda gross.  <totalprosports>

Another glowing endorsement of Peter King.  You really do owe it to yourself to read this on company time today.  <kissingsuzykolber>

I’ve discovered the only good thing about a new Transformers movie, and that would be that Megan Fox is bouncing around the globe promoting it.  Everything else about this movie looks like an abortion.  And not the clean, surgical doctoral type Either.  More the me with a flashlight in my teeth and a hanger on the kitchen table while you bite down on an old sock to keep from waking the neighbors kind of abortion.  That’ll be $80.  <donchavez>

When you’re convinced that secret kung-fu ninjas killed your loved one, even though all the signs point to accidental death by stranglebation, it isn’t hard to tell which step of the grieving process you’re in.  <wwtdd>

Oh Philadelphia.  Only here does beer pong lead to murder.  What a special, special place.  <theloveofbeer>

Send your story ideas and link tips to bootleggersports@gmail.com.  Also feel free to contribute to the breakfast scrambler and English muffin fund, which I am about to deplete. 

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