Ha Ha Tim Donaghy.

Maybe he didn't make this face fast enough in prison

Tim Donaghy’s spokesman said today that his shit-sack client got roughed up a bit while in prison for fixing games.  This former NBA ref who took money to adjust the outcomes of games he was officiating is about to finish his 15-month sentence.  The best part of this story is that the guy who beat him claimed to be linked to the mob in NYC, and attempted to break Donaghy’s legs.  I can’t even type that without laughing.

It makes me so happy that we still have New York mobsters breaking knee caps in prison.  Especially when the reason is because someone didn’t get the fix in to their satisfaction.  Almost makes a fellow whimsical.  The only disappointing part in the whole thing is that the hit man standards of the mob seem to have slipped over the years.

It used to be when you got your legs whacked you looked like a grass hopper until doctors screwed your bones back together right.  Of course Donaghy’s too big of a bitch to appreciate his luck.  From the press release:

“Donaghy suffered severe knee and leg injuries that will require surgery.”

Whaaaaaa.  You know how lucky you are to not be eating apple sauce through a straw while being told that you’ll never walk again?  For all the damage this hack did he could have been hired by Tanya Harding.

Not mentioned in the statement was if Donaghy had been sodomized while in prison, and if his farts now sound like a gentle ocean breeze flapping through bedsheets on a clothesline.  Maybe that will be the title of his new book.

Tags: basketball, NBA, Tim Donaghy

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