Grass on the Field Friday Dump

I'd watch soccer if it had more pantless underboob

Evgeni Malkin kisses like he has Downs Syndrome.  But his slobber victim is pretty good looking.  <stylepoints>

Anyone wanna buy Rex Grossman’s house in Chicago?  How about his high-rise condo?  He promises to clean all the fail out both, and he’s only receiving a couple of letter bombs a week now.  No big deal.  <nfljuice>

How did the Lakers pull it off last night?  That’s a no brainer.  John Travolta.  <lakeshowlife>

Police to World Naked Bike Riders:  Naked boobs are fine, but if we see any swinging dicks you’re going to jail and being charged as a sex offender.  This law suits me fine.  <bustedcoverage>

God I hate Joe Buck.  They’re taping his show on Monday.  Please only go after these tickets if you plan on throwing things at his giant stupid head or booing him incessantly.  <deadspin>

A porn company wants to place ads on the Texans’ jerseys.  It’s not like the Texans are too classy, established or well-off to be above this sort of thing.  <sportsbybrooks>

Sexy Sarah Spain of mouthpiecesports.com and some dude who works at SI or something named Jimmy Traina on the JoeSportsFan Show.  <joesportsfan>

Raul Ibanez will not be a fashion consultant after baseball.  <thesportshernia>

Send story ideas and link tips to bootleggersports@gmail.com.  And there you have it assholes.  Enjoy watching the hour hand not move at work today. 

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