Snaky Monday Morning Dump

We take a break from Keeley Hazell Fest to bring you Megan Fox in Berlin Sunday.

You probably already saw the clip of Louis Castillo dropping the A-Rod fly ball with two outs in the bottom of the 9th to cost the Mets the game, but here’s the clip replayed with all the different announcers.  You have to wait until the last one to hear the Metsguy.  It’s worth it.  <awfulannouncing>

Was Penguin’s forward Petr Sykora excited to win the Stanley Cup?  “Yaa! Fuckin’ right!”  NBC says thank you.  <totalprosports>

Apparently the Penguin’s players had a meeting before the game and decided that, should they win, cursing on live TV was just the thing to do.  <sportsfrog>

Speaking of hockey, here’s a “damaged testicle story”.  Though nothing can beat Michael Barret’s intra-scrotal hematoma.  That shit had to be drained.  ugh.  <theworldofisaac>

I’ve always thought it was funny how seagulls show up at stadiums around the time games usually end.  So if there’s a late start time or extra innings, they just hang out on the field until everyone leaves and they can eat trash.  Coco Crisp and the Royals don’t find this funny.  <neswsports>

Bacon Cheeseburger Donuts?  Bacon Cheeseburger Donuts.  <homework4dummies>

One virginia dad was eager to go to the College World Series for one reason only.  That reason was?  Erin Andrews.  And so of course he’s blown his chance.  He might as well have said “I’m gonna put my hand down her dress and give those puppies a squeeze on national television!”  <bustedcoverage>

Send story ideas and link tips to bootleggersports@gmail.com.  And to wish you an extra special Monday, here’s a second picture of Ms. Fox in Berlin.  You’re welcome. 

The only reason Transformers 2 will be remotely watchable.

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