On the Tube: Kill Yourself

After seeing what's on, this is preferable

Here’s a list of sometimes sports-related crap on TV tonight.  Only four teams playing in baseball, NBA and NHL are over, and the U.S. already shit the bed against Italy.  So yeah.  Great night to plug the wife and turn in early. (All times CDT)

Milwaukee Brewers at Cleveland Indians 6:00 ESPN:  I’m one of those obnoxious traditionalists when it comes to baseball, but I like Inter-League play, so I’ll probably watch or listen to a good portion of this.  You didn’t think this was about you did you? 

College World Series, Arkansas vs. LSU 6:00 ESPN2:  Yes, it’s still college baseball and they’re still using metal bats.  But if you graduated from one of these schools, or just hate the fuck out of LSU like most of the country, it might make for good commercial filler.  Depending on how it’s going. 

The Bachelorette  7:00 ABC:  You should have to forfeit your voter registration for watching this shit.  I wish them all VD. 

Jon and Kate Plus 8  8:00 TLC:  For the first time in ever, these two won’t be the most obnoxious people on TV.  To understand why, please read the post below this one.  I’m not mentioning that show again. 

Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List  9:00 BRAVO:  In case you needed a little extra motivation to finally go through with it and slit your wrists in the bathtub.

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart  10:00 Comedy:  Ed Helms is back on tonight, presumably pitching “The Hangover,” though I don’t think it needs any extra help at the Box Office.  Still, should be funny.  And that’s the first really watchable program on tonight.  Enjoy.

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