Dress-up Thursday Dump

Keeley Hepburn or Audrey Hazell?

The Lakers celebration of winning their 15th championship is really a win for the free market and libertarians.  Wait, wtf?  <stylepointsblog>

We’re used to watching Tom Brady get all up under Dan Koppen.  Tom Brady’s used to seeing Tom Brady get all up in this.  <donchavez>

Kevin Love of the Timberwolves agrees that tweeting about a private conversation yet to go public is completely appropriate.  You know, like for example, if your coach privately told you he wouldn’t be returning next year.  Why not let the world know via twitter?  <ingamenow> 

PGA players suck.  I know a lot of you guys are all excited about the U.S. Open today, but here’s a reminder about the type of privileged douche you’re whisperingly cheering on.  <neswsports>

Pictures of Penguins players at Mario  Lemieux’s house taking the Stanley Cup for a swim.  You know why they’re all there?  Because their houses probably look a lot like your’s, and Mario’s doesn’t.  <sportscracklepop>

David Ortiz is not sucking in the month of June.  Is it too early to say he’s back to old form and was just in a slump?  Yes, yes it is.  But here’s an optimist for you anyway.  <umpbump>

You know it hurts me to do this, but call me a nice guy.  Here’s a review of the Nike SQ Dymo Str-8 FIT (Ed. Note: Go fuck yourselves, Nike marketing team) against the TaylorMade R9.  I guess they’re golf expert decided to put the Nike commercials of which I am unaware to the test.  <huggingharoldreynolds>

Of course Christiano Ronaldo likes it when dudes rub his junk.  The man fucked Paris Hilton, so in comparison this seems like a good idea.  I prefer American sports and American athletes, because we’ll tolerate getting drunk and killing people, rampant drug abuse and violence, but not this sissy shit.  <totalprosports>

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