Stretchy Monday Dump

Stretch out with Keeley

Michael Jordan vs Michael Jackson.   Funny video, but Jackson’s narrating voice still makes the little boy in me cringe in fear.  <neswsports>

Wimbledon starts today.  I hope Maria Sharapova has time to take a break from her busy career in selling shit to join in the fun.  <sharapovasthigh>

Charissa Thompson should be as big as Erin Andrews.  So says the song.  And I’ve gotta say, I personally have no problem touching myself to Ms. Thompson.  She has potential.  <ryanparkersongs>

Nate Burleson confuses working out a lot with something in a mathematical formula that equals touchdowns.  I think it’s because Burleson isn’t very smart… <12thmanrising>

Rocco Mediate (some douche golfer) sweats way too much.  Seriously dude, wear one of those shirts that Nike or Under Armour makes or whatever.  <thesportshernia>

Kelly Pavlik was seen at a Thunder game.  I don’t know what the non-NBA Thunder are, but apparently Pavlik is skipping out on his rehab to go to their games.  Oh wait…  <paneech>

I don’t actually have any idea who Leighton Meester is, but apparently most of you pussies do and she has a sex tape out.  I don’t feel I need to know any more about her to enjoy these stills though.  <celebslam>

Rosenblatt Stadium, home to the College World Series since close to forever, sees it’s final games.  I don’t personally give a shit, but I’ve never been there and don’t follow college baseball, so why would I?  But this guy does, went there to say goodbye, and shares his thoughts with us.  <huggingharoldreynolds>

Send story ideas and link tips to bootleggersports@gmail.com.  I did nothing this weekend to alieve the sleep debt I’ve been accumulating, so anything  you send is helpful. 

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