Bashful Tuesday Dump

A little heavy on the eye makeup, but it's okay. I've got something that'll take that right off.

Ten of the best managerial blow ups and ejections of all time.  I know there were some good Tommy Lasorda bouts, but I’m not sure how many of them were caught by video.  <nogutsglory>

Looks like you can get a room on the Strip in Vegas for just $25 a night.  The catch you ask?  These rates are only being offered by the Imperial Palace, and that place sucks.  You know how to not get laid in Vegas?  Try taking a girl back to your room at the Palace, that’s how.  <casinoplanetcash>

I’m not sure how I missed this last week, but it appears that TomTom, the GPS maker thingy, is offering Homer Simpson’s voice as an option.  This is better than the choice of Mr. T, who only really has one bit.  <warmingglow>

Is someone trying to move the 49ers out of San Francisco, or are these the ramblings of a paranoid schizophrenic?  Either way it gives the mayor’s phone number, so that’s fun.  <ninernoise>

Vince Young can’t even play in a charity softball game without drawing boos from rednecks in Nashville.  I would expect and support this sort of thing in Philadelphia, but coming from Nashville it just seems like white trash bullying.  Anyway, here’s a list of ways he will handle this, and you get to vote!  <stylepointsblog>

A new side-line reporter to fawn over/ lust over.  Only catch is that she’s Spanish, so you’re not likely to be watching any network she’s on.  I had hoped that, being foreign and all, some topless pictures  would emerge, but as of yet… sigh… no luck.  <bustedcoverage>

The video of the kid making the front-flip-full-court swisher.  He’d get way more cool guy style points if he didn’t freak out after he made it.  Be like LeBron in 60 minutes and act like you’re bored with your god-like talents.  That’s how you drop the panties son.  That’s how you drop them panties.  <nesw> 

Want to find a new team to hate in the NBA (besides the Lakers)?  Just wait to see who takes B.J. Mullens in the draft.  Click this link to instantly know why.  <detroit4lyfe>

The Stanley Cup is a whore, and I think Sidney Crosby should get tested now.  Because I’m implying that he put his wiener in it.  <totalprosports>

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