Thursday Top-Off Dump

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This siteis sub-titled “Emails From an Asshole”.  As Dylan pointed out to me, we should feel like dumbshits for not thinking of this on our own.  Because this is seriously funny.  Sadly, most of my actual job applications and inquiries warrented similar responses.  <dontevenreply.com>

Is Kerry Wood washed up?  He’s certainly blowing leads like someone who doesn’t have it anymore.  His awful season almost makes Cubs GM Jim Hendry look intelligent for not signing him.  But then you look at the new Chicago closer Kevin Gregg.  And also factor in Milton Bradley.  And the type of year Mark DeRosa is having.  Then you reconsider that “not so stupid” label for Mr. Hendry.  <paneech>

Speaking of Milton Bradley’s amazing season, here he is striking out like me on a date.  Though the focus of this is probably Joel Zumaya’s 104 mph fastball.  Which is gross.  <detroit4life>

Blake Griffin vs. Jared Fogle in H.O.R.S.E.  And Jared wins?  Well… Maybe.  So he says.  He’d also tell you that that he didn’t have gastric bypass surgery.  You know what he’s conspicuously left out all these many years?  That his last name is Fogle.  [Insert Super Bad quote here].  <neswsports>

A list of five groups who are likely to get pissy about President Obama throwing out the first pitch at the All Star Game.  It’s better than my list, because mine would have probably just been: Most Braves, Astros, Rangers, Diamond Backs, and Cardinals fans.  Not too original is it?  <stylepointsblog>

The Jordan Dynastywill have no heir.  I’d like to know just exactly what it is Jeffrey Jordan needs to focus so hard on in school?  Is there a masters in how to spend your dad’s money?  I mean outside of a Social Work degree.  <sportressofblogitude>

Get your ass kicked, do a back flip.  I actually watched this for the back flip, but the aforementioned ass kicking is absolutely the best part.  I’m not sure how this dude didn’t break his neck.  <withleather>

Guess what guess what guess what!  Auto Tune the News #5!!  Yaaaay!  If these guys could just do a daily program I would never get my news from anywhere else.  <youtube.com>

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