Chicken Fried Friday Dump

God Save the Queen

Chicken Fried Bacon?  Chicken Fried Bacon.  Thanks to an eccentric, remote-hogging uncle I saw this when it originally aired, and have been obsessed ever sense.  It won new food of the year at the Texas State Fair last year, and was all inspired by this obese, chain-smoking miracle man.  <homework4dummies>

College coaches recruiting via twitter doesn’t seem like a good idea.  I don’t really see Paterno tweeting about… well… anything.  <sportingnews>

The nickname machines are already rolling in Cleveland for the arrival of Shaq.  Chris Burman is furiously taking notes.  But what are they gonna do in 2011 when they don’t have LeBron or O’Neal?  My bet is on suicide… <kingjamesgospel>

Power Point presentation on farting in public.  At my job, I just walk around with documents in my hand until I pass an empty office.  I “deliver” something to the office, bust ass, and hang out until the smell is out of my clothes and has sufficiently filled the room.  This way it looks like someone else is the public offender, plus I have the happy knowledge of knowing one of my dick-head co-workers is stewing in my poop stink.   <holytaco>

Jimmy Fallon beating Tiger Woods at Wii Golf is probably not a ringing endorsement for the quality of Wii Golf.  <neswsports>

I’ve been to the state of Missouri on a number of occasions.  Usually passing through or for sporting events.  I have come to the well-researched conclusion that Missouri is a state filled with ugly people.  The only exception being the chicks at MU.  Case-in-point:  <bustedcoverage>

Allen Iverson’s take on Michael Jackson’s passing?  Nope.  But a great out of context.  <joshqpublic>

But you know who really does have something to say about the passing of Michael Jackson?  Why our old friend Ochocinco, of course.  And you know it’s good when he has to make an apology moments later.  <sportsrubbish>

Send story ideas and link tips to bootleggersports@gmail.com.  I’ve got weddings and the such beginning tonight, so any help is certainly appreciated.  I won’t be giving you any credit of course, or even a thank you email… But you know, I’ll be grateful for 10 minutes or so until I’ve forgotten where the tip came from and credit myself. 

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