On the Tube: One Sports-Related Event

Monday, June 29th, 2009 | Robbie
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When I watch TV like this my roommate hits me.

Unless you taped some MNF games, you’re shit outta luck on good sports programming tonight.  Actually you’re kinda just out of luck on any good programming tonight.  (All times CDT)

New York Mets at Milwaukee Brewers  6:00 ESPN:  [Insert something interesting about this game here]

American Idol: Tribute to Michael  7:00 FOX:  The only thing that could make this more shitty and less sincere would be if Joe Buck co-hosted tonight with Ryan Seacrest.  In case you hadn’t noticed I don’t necesarily list programs I think anyone should watch. 

Inside Man  8:00 BET:  When was the last time you saw something worth watching on BET eh?  Yeah, that’s what I thought.  You’re white.

Secrets of the Founding Fathers  7:00 History:  Not about infidelity and slave rape, but it probably should be. 

The Whale That Exploded  8:00 National Geographic:  In my pants.  Get it?

Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List  9:00 BRAVO:  If you consider watching this or think that Kathy Griffin is anything but anti-funny you should also consider drinking bleach.

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