Happy July Dump

Extra fancy panties, extra whorey eye makeup

The 80s and 90s were the Decades of the Three Mikes.  I’m not sure how Ditka got left off of this list, but maybe Ditka’s greatness knows no time constraints.  Maybe that would have been like putting Jesus on a Most Influential Men of the Year list.  <fansided>

The Red Wings, AKA the Hockey Yankees, offered Marian “I’m too good to play well in the Stanley Cup” Hossa a long term contract up to $4 million a year.  Marian is dragging his… skates?… on the contract.  <detroit4lyfe>

Miles Austin is making Michael Irvin proud.  And he dresses like a giant rabbit.  Oh, and there are lots of pictures of hot girls dressed like Play Boy bunnies.  Not that you’d be interested.  <withleather> 

If you haven’t seen the exclusive photographs of Sarah Jessica Parker and Mathew Broderick with their newborn daughters, you owe it to yourself to check this out.  For some reason this one looks different/more accurate than the one on other websites.  <stylepointsblog>

Teach those corporate bastards who renamed your favorite stadium a lesson by buying a shirt proclaiming the original name from other corporate bastards.  <thebachelorguy>

Carlos Zambrano is up for spending his summers in Bean Town.  But the real question is if Boston’s Gatorade coolers are ready for Carlos Zambrano.  <faniq>

Those Oregon State cheerleaders sure are a crazy bunch of Beavers.  Oh, did everyone already overkill the Beaver jokes?  Well hell.  How about, “Those Oregon State cheerleaders sure look like a crazy bunch of cock-swallowers”?  Better?  (Oh, and picture 2 has feet on booby action).  <uncoached> 

Kenny Mayne’s take on ESPN budget cuts.  I think he’s the last person I currently like at ESPN.  <neswsports>

Send story ideas and link tips to bootleggersports@gmail.com.  Requests for Dylan to “fire that other douchebag” have been duly noted.  Thank you. 

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