On the Tube: Volleyball and Sharks
"Well it proves one thing Mr. Hooper."
Pitchmen All Day Discovery: Oh Billy Mays, how I don’t miss you in the least. But I will, in fact, be missing every single episode of your tribute marathon.
FIVB Volleyball Italy vs. USA 6:00 ESPNU: Nope, not the good kind of volleyball. This is the kind without breasts.
San Francisco Giants at St. Louis Cardinals 7:00 ESPN: Yeah, I know it’s not Tim Lincecum, but Matt Cain goes for his 10th win. Also, did you know SF is 8 games over .500? Crazy eh?
PBA Bowling 7:00 ESPN2: Gee, I wonder why ESPN is having to downsize. Could it be that they show 2 prime time hours of bowling on their second largest channel? Not bikini bowling? Or midget bowling? People watch anything with midgets. Ask Discovery or TLC.
Necessary Roughness 8:00 CMT: Sinbad and Kathy Ireland. Which makes one ask, “I wonder what Kathy Ireland looks like now?” But you know what? You don’t really want to know.
JAWS 9:00 HBO2: What I consider the greatest movie to drink to. It’s different than drinking to, say, Legally Blonde: Red, White and Blonde, because you’re not just trying to put yourself into a coma.
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farewell and adiue to you fair spanish lady
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July 1, 2009