Post Holiday Awful Dump

Getting done up like a whore just gives me false hope

Preemptive request for PETA to STFU.  If they stuck to taking pictures of hot, naked women I bet they’d have more members, fans and money.  <tonyblogs>

Shaq holding Gary Coleman like a baby.  This makes me uncomfortable.  I think it’s because Gary Coleman creeps me out even more than clowns.  <neswsports>

Ice Age sequel as it relates to guys that have pushed it a little too far.  I used to work with children, so I have a deep, deep hatred of this trilogy without even seeing the third one.  None of the movies were good, but some of these players were.  <fansided>

You know all the times I’ve mentioned how I’d rather sever my own penis than do something?  I wasn’t serious.  This story makes me want to curl up in a ball and never handle anything sharper than a spoon ever again.  <mirror>

Even Kurt Warner’s kids think he’s a tool.  When you have to pay them just to play catch with you, you know you failed as a father.  It sounds like he either beat them way too much, or not nearly enough.  <withleather>

Mmmm… Brooklyn Decker at Wimbledon.  Sadly, these pictures don’t show her leaving with me. <friendsoftheprogram>

Speaking of tennis-ish stuff.  Nike loves to stroke off champions with commercials.  Roger Federer got his happy ending.  <sharapovasthigh>

Send story ideas and link tips to bootleggersports@gmail.com.  And let’s all hope there aren’t any drug tests at work for a while. 

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