On the Tube: Braves at Ricketts Field

Future spot of Ricketts Vision Mega Screen

This is where I tell you some of the crap that’s on tonight.  Some of the details may even be correct.  All times CDT.

Atlanta Braves at Chicago Cubs  6:00 ESPN:  With the return of third baseman Aramis Ramirez plus the announcement of the sale of the Cubs, this game should generate some excitement.  But I’m guessing the mute button is hit by the bottom of the first inning, as both the above mentioned items will be discussed ad nauseum.

Tour de France: Stage 3  7:00 VS:  Marseille to La Grance-Motte.  Or something.  I place this just above golf and right below poker on the excitement scale.  Factor in that this footage happened earlier today and isn’t live, and you’ve got yourself some worthless programming.  Well… maybe the scenery will be pretty.  If you’re into that sort of thing.

National Treasure  8:00 Sci Fi:  Proof that Nicholas Cage should never be considered for a serious roll ever again.  The fact that they made two of these is a slap in the face to our civilization.

Swamp Loggers  8:00 Discovery:  Sounds like the title of my latest sexual escapades.  Yeeaaaah.  (pumps fist, picks up crabs shampoo)

WWE Monday Night Raw  8:00 USA:  If you’re over the age of 11 and still watch this you should have your right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness revoked. 

Lance Burton - Top Secret  8:00 WGN:  Lance Burton convinces hundreds of mentally challenged people that he just made a stealth bomber disappear.  In actuality all he makes disappear is WGN’s Neilson ratings for 8:00 on Monday.

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