A Dump Like Jason Whitlock’s [Oily and Large]

Trisha is back to brighten our mornings and tighten our pants

You may recall that yesterday we pointed out how Jason Whitlock had the nerve to call someone else a fat-ass, in so many words.  Well he generously re-wrote that column to clarify.  If you don’t like poop and fart jokes this isn’t for you.  <sportressofblogitude>

Joel Hanrahan almost had the opportunity to be the first pitcher ever to win and lose the same game.  But then that never happened.  Spooky huh?  <paneech>

A California man has pleaded not guilty to tugging off while watching high school cross country girls stretch.  Even though a janitor caught him in the act and tackled him until police arrived.  I find the janitor’s decision making here almost as questionable as the perverts.  I mean, hooray for him and all, but I’m not about to jump on a dude with his junk out and sit on him for 10 minutes.  I’ve seen that tactic used before, and that’s great for Jenna Jameson, but it isn’t my style.  <bustedcoverage>

In this video of Mark Wahlberg tossing out the first pitch you will see him:  A) Throw like he has cerebral palsy, B) Hit a fan in the ass with the ball, C) Continue to spite his own tough-guy image.  But skip to the 4:40 mark unless you want Skip Bayless to ruin your morning.  <neswsports>

Great mullets for the ages in soccer.  Two complimentary pedo-staches thrown in free.  <whoateallthepies>

Cancer sniffing dogs and Lance Armstrong.  As long as they don’t start breeding PED sniffing dogs I imagine he’d stay supportive.  <stylepointsblog>

Hey, are you ready for a big shock?  Nike is denying taking the tapes because LeBron got dunked on.  They say that an alien landed during the game and the government made them take the video tapes.  But their memory-erasing flash sticks were out of batteries.  Sadly, this is more believable than the actual press release.  <rivals>

Angela Lansbury’s camel toe.  While she seductively wriggles around on the floor.  Right after she talks about sex drive after menopause.  I’ve never been so turned on in my life.  [Insert Tail as Old as Time joke here].  <filmdrunk>

Welp, that does it for me this morning.  Send story ideas and link tips to bootleggersports@gmail.com.  Or else you’ll continue to get posts about pooping, masturbating, mullets and old lady snatch. 

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