Regretful Friday Dump

In case of an emergency use as floatation device

I try to be McNice, but sometimes my McAnger gets the McBest of me.  It’s in McTimes like these that I release my McHatred ofMcFat people.  Put down the McFucking McFrench fry you big fat McFuck.  And stop McMaking your McKids so McFucking fat too.  <homework4dummies>

If the greatest sports legends of all time had been rappers, I probably would have heard of very few of them.  I also would have constantly disrespected their line of work every time I was subjected to it.  But here’s how one passionate fan of both rap and sport sees this alternate universe playing out.  <fansided>

Maybe Milton Bradley sucks this year because he’s trying too hard.  Or maybe he’s doing what everyone who’s ever known Milton Bradley thought he would do after signing a fat, multi-year contract.  Completely give the fuck up on effort and barely conceal the fact that he’s just going through the motions.  If it were just his abysmal failure at the plate this season it would be one thing, but I can’t watch baseball tonight without seeing him drop a routine fly, miss the cut-off man, or misjudge the distance on a ball by 15 feet.  But yeah, I’m sure it’s because he cares too much.  <notqualifiedtocomment>

Player and manager reactions to being booed through the years.  It’s like the episode of the Simpson’s with Daryl Strawberry.  Anyone else notice that this list seems heavy on the number of Cubs personnel?  <morehardball>

Yes, New Yorker.  Wearing a bra in the upper deck will certainly put Manny in his place.  You sure made him look like a fool.  Everyone around you now thinks Manny has made some serious judgement errors and must be a complete douchebag for his poor decision making.  You can hear them asking “Why the fuck would anyone do that?”  and “What the hell is wrong with that ass hat?”  Yup.  They’re talking about Manny.  <bugsandcranks>

Chad OchoCinco thinks he should give up football and run ESPN.  I think he should give up football and run into a trash compactor.  But here’s how ESPN-OchoCinco might go.  <secondstringfullback>

Small children with beer and cigarettes.  There are pictures of me that look just like this, and I turned out fine.  Just look what I’ve done with my life… <holytaco>

Send story ideas and link tips to bootleggersports@gmail.com.  Sunday submissions are always appreciated, because on top of Monday morning regularly kicking my ass, most sports bloggers don’t do dick on weekends.  Unlike me, who never does anything worth linking to.

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